This year’s thanksgiving menu has been agonized over for weeks, because there are 12 different zodiac signs represented in the 12 people coming to dinner. However, with the huge assortment of foods, every single one of them will be able to find what they like. Let’s start at the beginning.
The first guest at the table, Aries, loves to eat pumpkins, tomatoes, beans, walnuts, and figs. However, Aries detests spicy and salty foods. Aries also refuses alcohol.
Going clockwise, Leo adores whole grains, popcorn, peaches, and veggies like spinach, potatoes, and carrots. Leo keeps dairy products away from the dinner plate.
Sagittarius craves pears, radishes, olives, but is on a diet free of sweet foods.
The Gemini must have plums, raisins, cauliflower, and ginger. Gemini turns down an order of coffee.
Libra has very special tastes. Good items are oats, peas, corn, and nondairy cheeses. Disliked items are yeasty foods and carbonated beverages.
Aquarius loves steamed vegetables, cabbage, and protein bars, no matter the meal. Aquarius also enjoys cayenne and salt.
Halfway though the table, we meet people with even more unusual and picky tastes.
Cancer likes wheat and whole-grains, beets, cucumbers, and even seaweed! Give them a big glass of soda and they will be telling Thanksgiving stories for hours.
Scorpio devours black cherries, coconut, leeks, and lentils. Scorpio has a sensitive stomach though, and eschews oily and sweet foods.
Pisces enjoys lemons and other natural sugars. Do not offer asparagus under any circumstances; they dislike this greatly.
Taurus eats cranberries and horseradish. Taurus tries to cut down on high amounts of simple carbohydrates.
Virgo dislikes chocolate immensely, but would not say no to double helpings of fruit salad and teas.
The last guest is Capricorn, who greatly enjoys to stuff their stomach with spicy vegetables, sprouts, and soups.